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ono no komachi
9th Jun 2005, 10:11
I always thought a desire for revenge was a somewhat unenlightened viewpoint, and that complaining was something best done courteously and in a non-confrontational way.

But I can't help admire this piece in the Guardian online:

When taxi driver Ashley Gibbins called the helpline of NTL hoping to have broadband installed, he was told that all its operators were busy right now, but if he cared to hold the line his call would be dealt with as soon as possible.
So Mr Gibbins held. And held. Then held some more. Eventually, after an hour, Mr Gibbins decided he had had enough. He put the phone down and decided to wreak his revenge.

By chance, Mr Gibbins discovered he could alter NTL's recorded message, and after he'd tinkered with it people seeking help were met with something altogether more blunt.

"Hello, you are through to NTL customer services," they were told. "We don't give a fuck about you, basically, and we are not going to handle any of your complaints. Just fuck off and leave us alone. Get a life."

NTL did not see the funny side and called in the police.

Magistrates in Teesside, however, may have had similar experience on corporate helplines themselves. Mr Gibbins, 26, from Redcar, Cleveland, was acquitted at Teesside magistrates' court on Tuesday of an offence under the Communications Act 2003 of making a grossly offensive message.

The magistrates decided Mr Cleveland's rant was merely offensive, and did not make the "grossly offensive" standard required for prosecution.

A spokeswoman for Cleveland Crown Prosecution Service said Mr Gibbins admitted he had left the message but denied that it was grossly offensive. "He did accept that he was responsible. The main question was whether the message was deemed to be offensive or grossly offensive.

"The judiciary heard all the issues before them and they decided in this particular instance that it was not grossly offensive," said the spokeswoman.

NTL's media centre put the Guardian on hold, suggested we try another number and then declined to comment.

John Self
9th Jun 2005, 10:17
Yes, three cheers for Mr Gibbins. Never trust a company that won't tell you what its initials stand for. (And it isn't "Technology. Tamed.")

amner
9th Jun 2005, 10:22
Having dealt with NTL extensively in the past, I'm surprised he was so civil, frankly. When we had the TV through them, our 'package' of channels seemed to alter daily. At one point, we had been reduced to just BBC2. I asked, as they were being so idiosyncratic, if we might have everything but ITV. Our relationship deteriorated irretrievably soon after.

But revenge is a good thing, I agree.

gil
9th Jun 2005, 11:51
A friend of mine was expelled from school for consistently wearing his version of school uniform viz. long double-breasted blazer with velvet facings, drainpipe grey flannels, psychedelic socks and a bootlace school tie. He also wore sideburns so long that they became a beard for all but an inch or so. You can already tell he was something of an original thinker. His revenge was to creep back one night and sow maize on the cricket square. I admired the patience with which he waited for the results. The square was never the same and had to be moved.

Probe–Head
30th Jun 2005, 18:57
A friend of mine was expelled from school for consistently wearing his version of school uniform viz. long double-breasted blazer with velvet facings, drainpipe grey flannels, psychedelic socks and a bootlace school tie. He also wore sideburns so long that they became a beard for all but an inch or so. You can already tell he was something of an original thinker. His revenge was to creep back one night and sow maize on the cricket square. I admired the patience with which he waited for the results. The square was never the same and had to be moved.:lol:

Would you care to post any pictures of him?

Lucoid
6th Jul 2005, 14:11
It could never compete with the one in my head!

gil
6th Jul 2005, 15:22
Would you care to post any pictures of him?
I'm afraid I have none, and he died young, so I've lost touch.

Digger
7th Jul 2005, 8:28
that kind of sounds that if he'd died just a little bit later, you might still be in touch. Do you have powers beyond our ken Gil?!

gil
7th Jul 2005, 9:54
Do you have powers beyond our ken Gil?!
Well, yes I do. :twisted: But what I meant to say was that I have even lost touch with his wife and family, because it happened in 1979.